The Unified Client State of Fortress Automailia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Commandant Konstantine with an iron fist, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.17 billion Automailians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zehlit Garrison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.3%.

The strong Automailian economy, worth 392 trillion ration stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 94,098 ration stamps, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 302,860 per year while the poor average 22,136, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, Commandant Konstantine's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, Fortress Automailia isn't what it used to be, and citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fortress Automailia's national animal is the Corpse Crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Absolute Unification.

Fortress Automailia is ranked 120,946^th in the world and 11^th in Varathron for Largest Populations, with 4.17 billion capita.